The World Wide Web was technically invented in 1989 by British scientistTim Berners-Leebut it wasn’t until the late 90s that “going online” started to be mainstream. Since then, we’ve seen cats playing the piano and tons of memes While there are plenty ofclean memes, there are just as many dirty memes for adults that are just as funny.
While some of these sexy memes cross the line and get pretty offensive, it’s all in good fun. We scoured every dark corner of the web for dirty memes and I hope you enjoy this compilation of 71 funny memes!
1) Let the funny dirty memes begin!
“When you a hoe and even your toothpaste knows what that mouth do.”
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“Son, I know you have grown up now, and I’m proud of you. When Ashley comes over tonight if things get serious, make sure you’re SAFE! Use this! P.S. Your dinner is in the fridge, honey. Love Mom. Does anyone see the problem here?” Hint: the thumbtack.
3) Dirty girl memes that make you think.
“Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs or because they love [censored]?”
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“When she asks if you’re good in bed: Not the best but still good.”
5) Funny dirty memes for dads.
“Baby: So u came on her breasts? Man: …It was an accident. Baby: I EAT FROM THOSE, BE MORE CONSIDERATE PHIL.”
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“Bae: Come over. Me: But I’m a cactus. Bae: My parents aren’t home. Me:”
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“Woman: Do you have any batteries? Clerk: Sure come this way (wiggles finger). Woman: If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need batteries.”
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“Before foreplay vs. After foreplay.”
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“But my heart is big. I can’t ride a heart.”
10) Gotta love funny dirty memes!
“Catching snowflakes on ur tongue.”
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“[censored] is nasty. First of all, I’m disgusting and [censored] is a work of art. I’ll [censored] until his soul is down my throat.”
12) Do you like dirty memes too?
“Do you like pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat [censored].”
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“My doctor told me I’m low on vitamin ‘D’…So I need more D. I definitely need more D.”
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“Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Haha big time. Dr: Like, with another person? Me: Oh, then no.”
15) Funny dirty memes have gone to the dogs.
“Dude, I swear I was just switching channels.”
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“When he fine but so are all of his friends: Why was I born a train.”
17) Funny dirty memes for tree huggers.
“5 minutes into photosynthesis and chill.”
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“Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill.”
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“You flip her over for [censored] and she arches her back like…So you look down like…Pathetic.”
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“Would a gay shop owner decline service to someone because they were straight? No. Because gay people aren’t [censored]. Well…Technically.”
21) Dirty girl memes for Pokemon fans.
“Your girl when she sees my Pokemon card collection.”
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“When you give her a towel to clean up and she tries to hand it back to you: Yeah, well don’t touch me with it.”
23) Slow down with the dirty memes.
“When he told you to slow down but you didn’t listen.”
24) Memes where dirty minds think alike.
“Her: We should go to the park. Me: What park do you have in mind? [censored] Lick Park.”
25) Funny dirty memes when you’re thinking of the “D”.
“Hey, can you pass me the external hard drive? She wants the (D:).”
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“Him: Hey babe I’m starving any suggestions? Me:”
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“Him: Bae, get on top. Me: Horse pretends to be dead every time he’s supposed to go for a ride.”
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“How to tell if ur dog is involved in a [censored] scandal.”
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“I found this carrot in my roommate’s shower. Who the [censored] eats carrots in the shower?”
30) You’ll also like these other funny dirty memes.
“If you like it you lick it. Everybody knows that.”
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“I’ll make you wet, one way or the other.”
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“[censored] is kind of like cooking. Everyone can do it, but not everyone can make it delicious.”
33) Gotta love dirty girl memes.
“Jesus loves you. I’m sure he says that to all the girls.”
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“Just found out people in [censored] don’t love each other.”
35) These funny dirty memes are slippery when wet.
“You know what else is slippery when wet?”
36) Memes are also funnier when you have a dirty mind.
“Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind. True story.”
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“LOL, You should have [censored]!”
38) Don’t get mad with dirty memes.
“When you’re mad at him but not at his [censored].”
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“Me…Before [censored] vs. After [censored].”
40) Just don’t unfriend these funny dirty memes.
“Your memes are offensive and vulgar, I’m unfriending you. Me: Take this on your way out…[censored].”
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“When your mom out but she calls you while you beating your meat and you gotta make some [censored] up when she asks what you doing.
42) Dirty memes with subtitles.
“The movie. Me. Subtitles.”
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“My girlfriend wishes I could see things from her point of view. I agree.”
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“Her: Name your fantasy and I’ll do it. Me: Ok so put duct tape over your mouth. Her: Ooo [censored], go on 😉 Me: And that’s it.”
45) Lana is going to love funny dirty memes.
“NAOMI: Did you know my name spelled backward is ‘I MOAN’? That’s SO funny cuz I love moaning. LANA: I wonder what my name spelled backward is…”
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“On my way to reel in your [censored].”
47) Dirty memes that are no joke.
“1 inch – Are you [censored] kidding? 2 inch – I can’t even hold it properly. 3 inch – Never been so unsatisfied in my life. 4 inch – I’ve had bigger. 5 inch – Good, but not enough! 6 inch – About right. 7 inch – Can’t complain. 8 inch – [censored] perfect. 9 inch – A bit much. 10 inch – It’s hurting my insides. 11 inch – I can’t take it anymore. 12 inch – I’m absolutely [censored] destroyed. And this is how I rate my Subway sandwiches.”
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“My [censored] died. Can I bury it in ur [censored]?”
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“When he putting the [censored] on and you just waiting there like.”
50) Funny dirty memes are also not dead.
“Romance is not dead: Bruise my esophagus.”
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“The secret to a successful marriage is to keep his stomach full and his [censored] empty.”
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“[censored] is all fun and games until someone has to sleep in the wet spot.”
53) These dirty memes are freaky.
“When she finally ur girl and the level of freaky she is doesn’t match the level of innocence u thought she was…”
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“Sometimes you just gotta get straight to the point and let him know he gives you butterflies in your [censored].”
55) Spooning with funny dirty memes.
“When you’re spooning and she pushes her bum upon you and you’re like: You don’t want to wake the dragon do you.”
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“Started from the bottom. Finished on your face.”
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“Subway. Introducing the Freshlight.”
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“When you [censored] his meat but remember he was likin that [censored] selfies.”
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“I swear some people were conceived through [censored] because there’s no way being that much of an [censored] is natural.”
60) Learn something new with funny dirty memes.
“Take them to the zoo they said. They’ll learn something new they said.”
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“When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious…”
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“When she tells you to go deeper: There’s no PP left for this move!”
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“The struggle is real.”
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“This yoga position is called ‘child support is only 18yrs’.”
65) trEAT your girl right with funny dirty memes.
“Treat your girl right.”
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“[censored] is [censored] typewriter. Excuse me while I go write an essay.”
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“When you watch [censored] and [censored] at the same time as the horse.”
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“We never truly grow up. We just get better swing sets.”
69) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of dirty memes…
“Her: What’s your favorite- Me: Missionary. Her: …Color.”
70) Take a ride with funny dirty memes.
“When he doesn’t that side of you yet.”
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“I would date a twin just to tell her sister I know what she looks like [censored].”
I hope you enjoyed these funny dirty memes!
“I’m gonna be wet for hours.”
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